So it's christmas night... Santa lands on top of a beautiful house and makes his way down the chimbney. Unfortunately, the bottom was blocked off and santa had a few too many cookies that night. He was stuck!

3 days later the elves were very worried so they sent a search party. They found his sled on top of the house.

(Ready for the corney part?) They barged in and demanded to know what the family had done with santa!

The father replied "I don't know, but it's beginning to smell a lot like christmas..."

Merry Christmas

Are midget babies the same size as normal babies?

They are the same size at birth as any other baby; they just don't grow like a normal child: they stop growing very young.

This explains why Billy, is much smaller than most of his peers. Because he is infact; a Midget...

Thank you for tuning in to today's trivia.

Two guys arrested for throwing unopened beer cans at an unmarked police car. In their defense, it was Bud Light

Andrew Rickert and Charles Thoma

TAMPA - Two men found out this morning that a beer causes legal headaches after police said they used an unmarked patrol vehicle as a chaser.

Tampa police Cpl. Richard Blasioli was on duty about 3:20 a.m., driving an unmarked 2001 Ford Expedition, when he stopped at a traffic light near North Armenia Avenue and Cypress Street.

He noticed a 1999 Toyota Solara cruising north on Armenia Avenue, which is the wrong way for the southbound-only road in that area, police said.

Here's what happened next, affidavits say:

As the Toyota approached, driver Andrew Rickert, 28, scooted the car a lane closer to the Ford. Then Charles Patton Thomas III, 24, leaned out of the Toyota's passenger window and threw an unopened 16-ounce can of Bud Light at the Ford.

The can struck the right front fender, causing about $1,000 worth of damage, police said.

Police didn't appreciate the target practice. Blasioli and other officers arrested the pair within minutes, charging them with throwing a deadly missile at an occupied vehicle, a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

Rickert, of Tampa, was held today at Orient Road Jail on $7,500 bail and was released on bond, records show.

Thomas, of Dade City, was held at the jail on $8,500 bail and was released on bond. Police also charged Thomas with misdemeanor marijuana possession and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia after officers found a drug pipe and a gram of marijuana on him, an affidavit states.

Both work at Lake Jovita County Club, according to jail records.