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Why don't they have Christmas in Chapel Hill?
-They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

What's the difference between a porcupine and the Dean Dome?
- a porcupine has 30,000 pricks on the outside.

What do you call 30 Carolina fans in a basement?......... A whine cellar. .

What's the first thing a UNC girl
does when she wakes up in the morning?
-Walks home.

What is the difference between a UNC
fan and a three-week-old puppy?
-Eventually the puppy will stop whining.

What do you call three beautiful women in Chapel Hill?
Lost.

Did you hear that Nike is coming out with a new shoe in March called "The Final Four?"
The special feature has no Heels.

Did you hear they were going to change the UNC mascot from a ram to a possum?
It's because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many UNC grads work for the Psychic Network?
None. They can't talk about the future...they only talk about the past.

How can you tell if a Carolina guy is a virgin?
He can outrun his roommate.

Why is it so windy in Durham?
Because Chapel Hill sucks.

UNC researchers announced that they've just discovered another use for sheep:..... Wool.

Q: How many guys from Carolina does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 2, but they have to be really small.